20th February 2009
Happy 3rd Anniversary to my dearest friends:
for our 3rd year being a Teacher! :)
Harapan semoga kita berjaya mendidik murid-murid menjadi manusia yg berjaya dunia dan akhirat... Amin......
Got this from my email. Bet some of u had read it, but would like to share it. Its Hilarious. LOL!!
Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
Im teaching English year 6 this year n i encounter with the problem of some pupils couldnt building up sentences, even ONE sentence! Also the use of capital letters as well as the full stop.
We had a meeting this afternoon and this problem arose. GB asked us, 'What are the strategies to overcome this problem?' I sat back n thinking but couldnt come up with any ideas. Same Zeha, who prefer to keep silent den to contribute ideas.. hehehe. (but not always a... d ideas didnt pop out during dat tym, so diam lah sja)
Here, at home, I googled and thank God, I found some tips /ideas/strategies on this matters.
Exercise on Using Capital Letters n Full stop.
it was a freezing cold day. It had been snowing all night in london. tom and i went outside to play in the fresh snow. we hadn’t seen this much snow since we went skiing in france last year! Uncle toby was right when he said that we would wake up this morning and see white. Tom and I decided to make a snowman in the garden. he started to roll a huge ball for the body whilst i worked on the head. Then we ran inside and asked mum for a carrot for the nose. we then found pebbles for the eyes and mouth. we called our snowman jack.
Got lots of information from this webby. Teachers, have a look www.teachingideas.co.uk
Gtg readers, a mountain of books awaits to be crash down.. haha
Since Monday till today, i got afternoon meeting/ workshop. So exhausted dat my migraine ALWAYS attacts me!! ARRGGGHHH!!! resulting to sleeping until night den awake by mid-nyt den couldnt sleep anymore... d nex morning have to wake up by 4.45am (dats d routine) *sigh*
I want to Quit my job!! uwaaaaaa!!!! I love teaching, d only problem tu nah....other commitment dat are out of teaching business ah...loads of pressure,meeting sana sini. Workshop, i can accept it for d sake of improving my teaching. yg lain-lain atu....haiyaaa...
Please...give me some tips to overcome this bloody hell MIGRAINE!!! Cant take it anymore!!
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes
Mrs. Smith, I ain’t got no crayons.
Young man, you mean, I don’t have any crayons.
You don’t have any crayons. We don’t have any crayons.
They don’t have any crayons.
Do you see what I’m getting at?
I think so. What happened to all the crayons?
This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide. They tell this guy that they'll pay him well if he would dress up in the gorillas skin and pretend to be the gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. Well, the guy has his doubts, but Hey! He needs the money, so he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He plays up to the audience and they just eat it up. This isn't so bad, he thinks, and he starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring, swinging around. During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help, Help!" The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up or we'll BOTH lose our jobs!"